♪ Go ♪
♪ T-E-E-N
T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans let's go ♪
♪ Teen teen teen ♪
♪ Teen Titans go ♪♪
[instrumental music]
Titans go!
As soon as we get an alert
on my communicator.
thwip
Hopefully, at any moment now.
meow
Crime?
More like microwave popcorn.
- Want some?
- Make me a bag.
But remain vigilant.
It must not burn.
Aye-aye, weirdo.
We've gone a whole week
without a crime alert.
I think it's starting
to get to him.
Yeah, Robin's definitely going
through mission withdrawal.
That would explain
the involuntary eye movement.
- Titans.
- What?
- Still nothing to report.
- Come on, dude.
- Chill out.
- Yes, Robin.
Perhaps you should take
advantage of the lull
in criminal activities
in order to do the relax.
Relax?
[chuckles]
Uh, you do know how to relax,
don't you?
I can relax circles
around you fools.
Says the guy who tried
to turn sleeping
into a competitive sport.
On your mark, get set, sleep.
[snoring rapidly]
Well, it's just as leader,
I'm not used to going this long
without doing something
productive.
But I can totally take it easy
until there's an alert.
Good, 'cause that's what
we're gonna do.
Ah, something happen, please.
You are just the prettiest,
high performance
low-emission muffler
I've ever seen.
- Yes, you are.
- Hey, Cyborg. You relaxing?
[sighs]
I was.
- Mind if I join you?
- Yes.
Now looks like we've got
a lot of work ahead of us
if we want this to be ready
for the next mission.
I'm just tinkering, Robin.
Not trying to save the world.
I bet we could rebuild
this whole engine pretty quick.
Knock it out in 15,
16 hours tops.
grunt
clank clank
gasp
You mind
relaxing somewhere else?
[banging on door]
Enter.
Care to join me
in the Earth relaxation ritual
of a spa mask?
I've made mine of gorka berries,
pickles and cream cheese.
Is it not like a million little
toes dancing on your face?
Can you feel the invasion
of your pore holes?
And can you feel
the alpha hydroxy acid
I added to deaden
our nerve endings and increase
our pain tolerance
for the next mission?
Acid? Is that why
it feels like
the little toes are dancing
more vigorously?
Aah, that means it's working.
Phoo-phoo, feel the burn.
Oh, I am feeling the burn
and I do not like it
[screaming]
[banging on door]
- Interesting fact about bonsai.
- No.
(Robin)
'Missed a spot.'
[growling]
Hey, Robin. Wanna play fetch?
Uh, catch.
Sounds super relaxing.
And an opportunity to see if my
arm exercises have been working.
grunt
groan
Ouch.
Your turn.
Ready when you are, Beast Boy.
Okay, let's go.
I'm waiting.
You couldn't just relax
for one afternoon?
You guys may not like it,
but my job as leader
is to always remain vigilant.
[beeping]
Yes, finally!
Titans, go!
Take hold of your horses, Robin.
- You are going nowhere.
- Yeah.
You're staying here until
you learn to take it easy, bro.
- And how are you gonna stop me?
- With this.
beep beep
Whatever that is, it's not gonna
keep me from the mission..
rizz
If you try to leave the tower,
that collar will activate
'an electric fence.'
As the leader of this group,
you can't tell me..
rizz
This is for your own good,
Robin.
So enjoy your day off.
That's very funny.
Now knock it..
rizz
[coughs]
Hey.
Oh, wait for me.
You really think
a little shock will..
rizz
'So much hurt.'
Uh-huh. I know how to help
on the mission.
[beeping]
Starfire, you need to build up
speed for a better trajectory.
My flying is not the problem.
Bye, Robin.
[beeping]
- Raven, maybe the..
- No.
Cyborg, look out!
[grunts]
Oh, come on.
Beast Boy, go pterodactyl!
Titans, focus!
(all)
Robin, chill out.
[elevator bell dings]
Beast Boy,
what are you doing here?
I thought you were
at the battle.
Oh, right.
Forgot you were home, dude.
I was just gonna
hang out here today.
But I just saw you there.
Sometimes I replace myself
with an animal I painted green.
Beast Boy, help me!
That explains a lot.
I've got to figure out
a way to remove
this collar
and get back out there.
Or you could just relax.
rizz
I just can't for some reason.
It's so easy for everyone
else to just chill out.
I've tried,
but it just doesn't happen.
I don't even know
where to start.
Whoa!
You're more uptight
than I thought, dude.
Just think of nothing
and no one.
Ignore all outside distractions.
Here's your test.
For the rest of the day,
no communicator.
No communicator.
No problem.
That's a start.
Now stand up.
Look at it.
You've barely even left
a butt print on the couch.
In order to truly relax
you've gotta learn to be one
with the couch.
Be one with the couch?
[exhales]
Just follow the master.
Mmm. Aah.
Okay, is there like
a specific way I should hum?
Like in a minor key?
[humming]
Or should I go with a major?
[humming]
- Or maybe--
- Shh.
Let go
and be one with the couch.
What? How are you doing that?
Just find your chill, bro.
Wait, I have more questions.
Beast Boy, don't leave me.
[clears throat]
[off tune humming]
groan
[beeping]
Dude, what are you doing?
What if it's an emergency?
Ah, fine. Go answer it.
It'll be quick.
I knew you couldn't relax
for even one afternoon.
Guess we finally found something
that I'm better at than you.
[laughing]
Beast Boy better
at something than me?
[beeping]
Just think of nothing
and no one.
Ignore all outside distractions.
[inhaling]
I will master oneness
with the couch.
Woah!
Who are you?
I am the couch.
Tell me what it is that
you seek, baby.
I wish to relax,
your couchness.
You have mastered
the first step.
But something is keeping
you from truly relaxing.
Yeah, it's because
I'm the leader
and leaders must stay vigilant.
That is not why
you cannot relax, my man.
Then why?
That is something you must
find out for yourself.
beep beep
Hey, hey, where did you go?
Couch.
beep beep
[intense music]
[exhales]
The circus where I grew up.
This is the last place
I remember
'being able to really relax.'
Being a baby was the greatest.
Hey, that's mine.
[sniffles]
Give it back!
[monkey chattering]
It's all coming back to me.
Every time I let my guard down
you jerky circus animals
would take my stuff.
That's why I've always
been so vigilant.
Indeed. All because a monkey
stole your diaper.
Not the reason I was expecting.
Now take the day off
and relax.
The animals can't bother
you anymore.
You're right. They can't.
Dude.
[beeping]
Sorry.
It's my day off.
Robin, we need you!
Answer your communicator.
Why is Beast Boy
just sitting there?
Help!
[cooing]
[roaring]
[intense music]
[roaring]
[burps]
grunt
growl
[beeping]
kaboom
Yeah!
Great idea, Robin.
Blowing up the slime monster.
It was either that, Raven
or the total destruction
of Jump City.
Look at us. We're covered
with smelly, evil space goo.
It's even in my nose.
Not part of the slime
monster, Beast Boy.
Oh.
meow
Our costumes were due
for a major washing anyway.
But whose turn is it to do this
most disagreeable of chores?
Uh, you know,
they're not that dirty.
What's a couple more weeks
without soap?
[sniffing]
crash
whirr
Okay, someone's gonna
have to wash them.
And there's only one
fair way to decide who.
You mean,
go by the chores list?
whirr
[gulps]
What chores list?
The only way to decide is
by a series of epic contests
where the loser has
to clean our clothes.
Titans, go!
[instrumental music]
ding
You blinked.
No, you blinked!
No, I saw you blink!
Na-ah, you did.
And I win!
ding
ding ding
oink oink
I have won
the hot dog eating contest.
[retches]
Ahem,
after compiling the results
it looks like the Teen Titan
stuck with
laundry duty is...Raven.
[crowd cheering]
It was supposed to be
your turn, Robin.
Oh, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
[belches]
Really? Okay, then I'll need
your clothes.
[screams]
Ahh! Oh!
Stop staring at my circuits!
Uh, you guys should
probably put some clothes on.
Phew.
[Robin screaming]
[girls screaming]
grunt
thud
[buzzing]
I need my suit!
[girls screaming]
So what exactly gets out
evil alien slime stains?
rattle rattle
bang bang
whirr
whoosh
whirr
rizz
boom
Nothing's working.
[groans]
This is a nightmare.
And it's all Robin's fault.
If I see that weasel again.
gasp
Oh, you want me to let you in?
I suppose I could
if you agree to do
the laundry
like you're supposed to.
[exhales]
Last chance.
[laughing]
blub blub
Hmm.
Alright, let's see what
we got in the old closet.
Too spikey.
Too brainy.
Nope. Nope.
Nope, nope, nope.
[chuckles]
How did that get in my closet?
I need my suit back.
Laundry day has given me
the perfect excuse
to take up that most
fascinating of Earth hobbies.
Sewing.
It appears to be
a straightforward process.
tring
Now let us see
how I have done.
Glorg borger!
It's hideous.
Perhaps I did not use
enough milk?
I need my suit back!
♪ Tofu tofu
gonna eat me some tofu ♪
[humming]
♪ Tofu in my mouth ♪
♪ Tofu in my mouth ♪♪
slurp
Oh, great.
With my robot army,
soon all of Jump City
will be under my control.
[evil laugh]
Do I really have to deal
with this now?
Ah, the boy blunder.
If you think the Teen Titans
can stop my..
[gasps]
Robin!
You aren't wearing any pants.
This ends now or I'm going
to have to come over there.
Don't think I won't, Gizmo.
Uh, no, no. Stay over there.
I'll take over
the world another time.
boom
clank clank
[banging]
[panting]
We need our clothes.
You better have our suits ready.
Uh, that's gonna be a problem.
[all screaming]
[all grunting]
Are those our clothes?
The slime's taken them over.
[electronic gibberish]
[dance music playing]
You call that washing them,
Raven?
Maybe you should have
done them yourself, Robin
like you were supposed to.
Guys, we've got bigger
problems than that now.
Then there's only
one thing to do.
Titans, go!
[crowd cheering]
Our clothes are putting us on.
This is not a good look.
Ow. Ow. Ow.
Ah, ah! Hey.
Hey! Ow!
Don't you... Ow!
Ow! Ow. Ow.
[grunting]
This is the nastiest load
of laundry ever!
Not how I thought we'd go out.
It was my turn to do laundry.
I'm sorry, Raven.
The truth is, if we can
only get out of this
I'd do all the Teen Titans'
laundry for the next year.
That's just
what I was waiting to hear.
Azarath metrion zinthos.
Wait. It wasn't the slime that
took control of our clothes?
Nope, it was a magic spell.
[siren wailing]
You tricked me!
And now you get to do laundry
for the next year, sucker.
[alarm blaring]
Uh-oh.
Look, we have another alert.
A creature made of fruit juice
and barbecue sauce
is terrorizing the city.
Oh, man.
That sounds messy.
Titans, go.
[theme music]